There it is again, that funny feeling…

No, I’m not talking about depression or anxiety or any of those things Bo Burnham was singing about. Not even existential dread. Which is ironic, y’know, considering that I’m me. That’s what’s so funny. I’m not feeling that existential dread, the inexorable pull back into the past while hurtling toward the future, the angst andContinueContinue reading “There it is again, that funny feeling…”

And I said “Hey! What’s going on?”

On Wednesday, April 21, I went to see a chiropractor. They adjusted my spine and my neck and I was finally able to turn my head again — which definitely made my drive home a bit easier. My neck still hurt, but I didn’t think anything of it because it’s not uncommon to be sore after an adjustment.

The Crying Pirate

When it was my turn, I sat on the chair in the center of the stage and, in the immortal words of Marshall Mathers: “He opens his mouth, but the words won’t come out / He’s chokin’, how, everybody’s jokin’ now / The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow.” There I sat, the words I knew so well stuck behind the lump in my throat.